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| My life is wonderful. I recently recieved a call from the UD telling me that they had a job opening available and that they had recieved a recommendation from the Dean's office for me to fill said position. I of course said I would love to accept said job offer. Nows the part where you hate me...I get paid $500 a semester to...Blog. Thats right I get paid to write around 3 paragraphs about whatever I feel like once a week. BEST JOB EVER! I would like to thank the Dean of the Business School for recommending me even though I have never spoken to you or even heard of you. But, thank you so very much.
I leave tomorrow for school at like 9am. Danny leaves as well, and Marley. I wish everyone the best of luck. keep in touch kids. I will be leaving you now. Goodbye. | | |
| sup i'm back.
I got some questions for everyone about college:
If given the chance would you:
drink?
smoke?
do drugs?
have sex?
get drunk?
play a sport?
change your life style?
be happy?
cheat on your significant other?
have casual sex?
get married?
live life?
Think about your answers. They may seem odvious but then you have to wonder what you really would do.
Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine!
~ the count of monte cristo | | |
| You Know You're From Cincinnati When...
Your idea of a three-way is chilli over spaghetti topped with cheddar
You know what goetta is - and you've eaten it
You hate Cleveland, but you don't know why, and you've never been there
You think Pete Rose and Marge Schott were railroaded
You think Northern Kentucky is part of Ohio
You've been to California, Wyoming, Coney Island, and Over-the-Rhine in one day
There are less than 100 murders a year, and you still think you're in Detroit
You think Dayton is a Third World country
What groundhog? It's the St. Patrick's Day parade leprechaun that forecasts how much longer winter will last.
Losing football teams draw more fans than winning baseball teams.
Indiana is about 20 miles away, but it takes about four hours to get there.
It's too cold in the winter, and too hot and humid in the summer, to ever stay outside for very long.
You drive to Columbus or Louisville to avoid the prices at the Cincinnati airport.
City council members hold debates on whether or not they should debate in the first place.
Tourists still flock downtown to catch a glimpse of cast members from "WKRP," even though the show hasn't aired on network television since 1984, and the show was filmed in LA anyway.
You ask lifetime residents where the President Taft house is, but they don't know either.
If you do something -- anything -- in public long enough, sooner or later it will be banned.
Your low-fat diet is never low enough to exclude Graeter's ice cream.
You get through winter listening to Marty and Joe's broadcasts from the grapefruit leagues.
Big Red Smokies are a ballpark treat, not cause to dial 9-1-1.
If necessary, the city could easily be sliced into two new cities: East and West, and it would take 20 years for anyone to notice something happened.
Chocolate and cinnamon, not peppers and beans, are in your chili.
You can drive 30 minutes in any direction to hear a different accent than your own.
You can accurately judge people's social status by which Kroger's store they frequent.
You can go to any church festival in any neighborhood on any weekend and see at least five people you either work with, went to school with, or dated.
Even the slightest mention of former baseball commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti makes your blood boil and your ears steam.
If the temperature hits 45 degrees, and the sun comes out in any month between November and April, people walk around downtown wearing shades and no jackets.
The top stories on the local 6 o'clock evening news look suspiciously like the articles you read in the newspaper that very morning -- and even use the same quotes.
Your favorite convenient store sounds like a labor union.
You can't hear the words "Mike Brown" without getting angry.
You honestly believe that Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall Fame.
You have more stadiums, coliseums, and arenas than you know what to do with.
It doesn't seem weird to you that everyone has an Uncle Al.
Your favorite Coney Island isn't in New York.
You like Nick Clooney better than George Clooney.
You know how Jerry Springer got his start.
You know what a pony keg is.
You have friends and neighbors with names like Machenheimer, Guckenberger, Schlottman, Schoenling, and Schweitering.
You know that cars (like eggs) are cheaper in the country.
An all-boys or all-girls school doesn't seem that odd to you
You think a mixed marriage is when an East Sider marries a West Sider.
You know the difference between Hudy and "Who Dey."
You know what cream ale is, and you think that cream soda should be bright red.
You think Kentucky is only slightly more civilized than Afghanistan.
You know in which state the Greater Cincinnati Airport is located.
You actually understand the word, "CRAVE" and white castle burgers.
You can almost name the seven "hills" minus one or two. | | |
| Well I'm off for my trip to Boston! So I won't be around.
PLEASE! I need RSVP's from everyone planning to attend my party! My mother needs to know how many people to cook for. So contact me some how. Thanks! | | |
| AUGUST 8TH - COOK OUT AND PARTY AT MY HOUSE! 4pm - 11pm
Please RSVP here or through email or through phone.
Invite everyone! | | |
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